((John read dis.))

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!

▼: hey hey hye

▲: Oh, hey Roxy.

▼: heeeeeyy dick

▼: dirk*

▼: hwos it goin

▲: Pretty good, I suppose.

▲: You?

▼: grest as alwayss

▼: wat do u mean suppose

▼: is ther somethin bohterin u??

▼: come tlk to momma rolal about ur problems

▲: It’s no big deal. Nothing important enough to discuss.

▼: so u do hav some issues

▼: come oon

▼: u can tell me

▲: No thanks, Roxy. I’m fine.

▲: What’s up?

▼: dont go n try changing the subjcet

▼: im on to u strudle

▲: Strudle? Do you mean me?

▼: yea whatevr

▲: Oh.

▲: Well, I’m still not interested in sharing my problems with you.

▼: y not

▼: do u hate me

▼: is tht wat it is

▲: What? No. Fine, I’ll open up a bit. What’s the worst that can happen?

▼: i cud post everythign online

▲: …I suddenly don’t feel comfortable with this anymore.

▼: no nono

▼: nononoo

▼: go ahed

▲: Fine.

▲: You know that feeling when you’re… interested in someone, and you’re not sure if you even stand a chance with them?

▲: I kind of feel like that.

▼: oooh

▼: its jake inst it

▲: What. No.

▼: it isss

▼: u love jake

▼: u looooooooev him

▲: No, stop saying such things, Roxy.

▼: im onyl tellin the truht

▼: truth*

▲: That isn’t the truth.

▼: totall is

▼: if ist not jake then woh is it

▲: Er,…

▼: no

▼: its not janey is ti

▲: No.

▼: oh ok thts a releif

▼: thn who hte fuck is it

▲: It’s no one, okay? I wouldn’t tell you even if you guessed it right.

▼: aw damn

▼: cum on cant i jsut have sum funn

▼: nwo im curiuos

▼: curious*

▲: Get over your curiosity then, because I’m not telling you.

▼: never/?

▲: Never.

▼: never ever

▲: Come on, Roxy. I think I made my point clear.

▼: finee

▼: ……………………………..

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▼: so

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▲: Damn it, Roxy. You’re not gonna stop are you?

▼: nope

▼: capten rolal is gunna find otu yer ship and steer it uot to seaaaaa

▲: Shit.

▲: Fine.

▲: If I tell you, you can’t flip your shit alright?

▼: yeees!!

▲: Alright.

▲: It’s, um,

▲: -Sigh-

▲: You, okay? There. It’s all out in the open now.

▼: ogm

▼: sriiiiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeer

▼: why dindnt you jsut say that in hte first place

▲: I didn’t want to! You practically just pestered me in to saying it! No pun intended.

▼: u n ur ironic comments

▲: Well?

▼: well wat

▲: I don’t know, I just expected you to say how you feel about me, that’s all.

▼: o yea

▼: what do u think *wonk*

▲: …I’m assuming you feel the same way, then?

▼: of cuorse stupid

▼: do u kno how logn ive been waitin fro this

▲: Oh, my. Well today seems to be a good day, then.

▼: the bset

▼: best*

▲: Yeah.

▼: so

▼: deos this make us boyfrend n gilrfirend orrrrr

▲: I guess it does.

▼: cna i just find ur huose and sneka in n kiss u

▲: Oh. If you want. Though I’m not sure if that’s even possible. I would love your company, though.

▼: my mom kepes a bunch of shit tht do a bunhc of shit i dotn even know

▼: mayb one cna get me to ur place??

▲: It’s worth a shot.

▼: ok lemme go tyr

▼: dton be srpised if i show up in ur room in a feew mintues

▲: Ha, I won’t.

AND THEN THEY DID IT.